| Day late and a dollar short |
DLAADS |
| Dead link |
DL |
| Dear friend |
DF |
| Deep & meaningful |
D&M |
| Definitely |
DEF |
| Dictionary |
DXNRY |
| Did I say...? |
DIS |
| Did I tell you? |
DITY |
| Did you find it? |
DYFI |
| Did you see that? |
DUST |
| Dinner |
DNR |
| Disappointed |
:e |
| Disconnect |
DC |
| Disconnected |
D/C |
| Disgusted |
:-| |
| Divorced black female |
DBF |
| Divorced black male |
DBM |
| Divorced white female |
DWF |
| Divorced white male |
DWM |
| Do I know you? |
DIKU |
| Do it right the first time |
DIRFT |
| Do it yourself |
DIY |
| Do not be late |
DNBL8 |
| Do not disturb |
DND |
| Do not repeat |
DNR |
| Do not reply |
DNR |
| Do the right thing |
DTRT |
| Do you know what you're talking about? |
DYNWUTB |
| Do your own work |
DYOR |
| Does not compute |
DNC |
| Doesn't matter |
DM |
| Doing business as |
DBA |
| Doing business as usual |
DBAU |
| Don't |
DNT |
| Don't ask me how I know that |
DAMHIKT |
| Don't believe everything you read |
DBEYR |
| Don't care |
DC |
| Don't even go there |
DEGT |
| Don't even think it |
DETI |
| Don't give a ---- |
DGAF |
| Don't go anywhere |
DGA |
| Don't go there |
DGT |
| Don't hold your breath |
DHYB |
| Don't know |
DK |
| Don't know done care |
DKDC |
| Don't lie to me |
DLTM |
| Don't mention it |
DMI |
| Don't quit your day job |
DQYDJ |
| Don't quote me on this |
DQMOT |
| Don't worry be happy |
DWBH |
| Don't write back |
DWB |
| Double income, no kids |
DINK |
| Down |
DN |
| Down with it |
DNWI |
| Download |
DL |
| Drink of choice; drug of choice |
DOC |
| Driving under the influence |
DUI |
| Driving while intoxicated |
DWI |
| Drugs |
RX |
| Dude |
D00D |
| Dude |
DEWD |
| Due diligence |
DD |